Rechargeable, waterproof, and loaded with 16 million colors, this LED frisbee turns every toss into a nighttime light show. Bright, smart, and built for serious backyard flexing.

This 45W dual-port charger has a built-in retractable USB-C cable and foldable prongs, so you can fast charge on the go without creating a spaghetti mess in your bag.

Reclines like your KD ratio depends on it. Thick cushion, flip-out footrest, plush support, and armrests that sync with every angle. Hardcore comfort for long campaigns.

10,000 BTU smart portable AC with voice control, drainage-free cooling, and 45dB whisper mode. Move it anywhere, command it with Alexa, and chill out without buckets or brainwork.

Because stumbling in the dark is how horror movies start.

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22 Micromallows ride the tiniest Ferris wheel ever. Fully spinnable. Fully adorable. Display set only on Amazon.

Juices your phone, powers your tent, runs your blender — all while looking like a sci-fi lunchbox.

Glove-ready. Water-resistant. Built to survive job sites, warehouse drops, and corporate IT.

Soaks up dirt, paws, and puddles like a champ. This plush chenille mat is soft, washable, non-slip, and perfect for keeping your floor unfunky after walks.

Counts fast, sniffs fakes, stacks clean. Might be smarter than your accountant.

Plants that blink. Fireflies that never leave. Night mode just went full fantasy.

Looks like sci-fi, feels like spa — this mask chills, heats, and shuts the world out.

Three bottles, one vibe — fruity, flirty, and smells like a Brazilian summer.

Slides on like slippers — then cooks your stress from the feet up.

Beats the soreness out of you like a debt collector with ten fists.

Flip screen, zoom lens, 4K clarity — this lil’ camera came to overshare.

It’s a humidifier. It’s a diffuser. It’s breathing technicolor fire. Add water, add oil, add vibes.

Elevates your read like it’s on display at the Louvre — page clips included.

Hits 23.7 mph, climbs 25% hills, and comes with turn signals. Commute like you mean it.

Shoots a 1300° flame and looks like a weapon. Safe? Probably. Fun? Absolutely.

No flame, no butane, no problem. Windproof, rechargeable, and gift-wrapped to impress.

Full-body view, package alerts, voice changer. Sees everything and connects with Alexa.

Pulls the moisture, shows the digits, sets the vibe. 7-color glow, auto shutoff, zero fuss.

Fits on your desk, runs like a beast. Triple 4K out. RGB-lit. Zero desk clutter, max flex.

Road trips. Campsites. Tailgates. This thing chills fast, runs silent, and answers to your phone. Cooler than you.

Clicks into place, charges fast, and glows like it means it. Stay lit, stay moving.

4,000mAh battery. 5 speeds. LED display. Folds up. Blows harder than your AC.

Does everything but sip it for you. Compatible with grounds *and* pods. Built-in frother. Separate hot water tap. 13 brew sizes. One machine to rule the kitchen.

Turns sandwiches into lunchbox currency. Also seals in chaos — jam-packed chaos.

Schedule meals from your phone, feed two pets at once, and never hear them fuss at 5am again. This WiFi auto-feeder does it all — it even talks to Alexa.

Immortalize your playlist energy. Scan it. Play it. Cry or vibe — we don’t judge.

A whirlwind kitty cyclone for crumbs. This adorable USB rechargeable beast feasts on desk dust like it’s the last snack on earth.

360 cards of offensive comic chaos. Think Cards Against Humanity meets webcomics — for degenerates with a sense of timing.

Lets you jog, text, and argue with strangers online in one smooth, bounce-proof setup.

Moves like a tank. Scrubs like a maniac. Your pool’s about to get deep-cleaned into another dimension.

It bends color like a mood ring for your entire room. Alexa’s just along for the ride.

Four claws. One mission. This beast evicts weeds like they owe backed rent.

Swim, squat, sprint — these trunks said “phone stays on during beach day.” Pockets for days — and yes, they zip.

Flames behind glass. Wine in hand. You just became the final boss of backyard luxury.

The LED Jellyfish Lamp turns any desk into a hypnotic mini‑aquarium — zero maintenance, max vibes.

Hand-knit. Glasses on. Doctorate earned. This pickle believes in you more than your advisor did.

Plant? Floating. Reality? Bent. Decor? Leveled up. This levitating plant pot is pure wizardry.

Own Oz, tax Munchkins, and bankrupt your friends with glitter. Wicked was never about playing nice.

Auto-adjusting light. Wireless charging. 32 gigs of pure silence. This Kindle reads you back.

Four decks, zero mercy — it's nuclear war but with mana. Fully prepped for your post-apocalyptic game night.

Heated, hooded, and hilariously huge — wrap yourself in a strawberry-scented fever dream of warmth and chaos.

Waterproof. Foldable. Flip it when it gets filthy — or when you’re just bored.

Erase a full beat with nothing but water and royal delusion — 7 days, 7 divas, no excuses.

See freedom through 52mm of pixelated American flag patriotism — technically glasses, spiritually fireworks.

“I went to college!” — and now I’m a backpack. Carry your petty schemes and stolen recipes in peak Plankton style.

A bowl that looks like a vegetable and holds your sauce like it means it — finally, form and function in leafy disguise.

Turns your fridge into a hydration command center — because giant emotional support mugs deserve a home too.

One wand to dry, curl, smooth, and defrizz — it’s not magic, it’s just aggressively overqualified.

It's a cup. It’s a flex. And yes, it fits in your car’s cupholder like destiny.

Add photos, videos, and a gift message in the app before sending — no tech skills required. It just works.

Your backyard just got promoted. This modular set serves guest star energy all summer.

Squishy little shampoo soldiers in TSA-approved armor. Just try not to squeeze ‘em out.

Vintage vibes with zero glass shards. These shatterproof LEDs are the patio flex.

Spooky glam incoming — this coffin-shaped collector’s box is packed with 12 makeup pieces inspired by Jack, Sally, Oogie & crew. Creepy? Yes. Chic? Also yes.

The cutest (and safest!) multi-purpose cover in the galaxy — this buttery-soft Star Wars print wrap doubles as a nursing cover, car seat shield, high chair guard, and shopping cart canopy. Precious Padawans approved.

Wrinkles? Not on this trip. Heats in 5s, fits in your bag, and saves your outfit.

It’s bright. It’s wireless. It’s cross-platform. And it’s ready to carry you to rage-quit glory.

Heat milk or water on the go in under 5 minutes — this sleek little thermos is the MVP of stress-free baby feeding and low-effort parenting.

Clean you must — this galactic 4-bar soap set comes packed in a collector's box and smells way better than the inside of a Tauntaun.

Giant 201" screen strapped to your face. Crisp AF visuals. Zero nosey neighbors. Stream, game, or vibe in full XR blackout mode — because your reality deserves an upgrade.

Looks like a pen. Shoots like a spy cam. This slick little write-and-record gadget packs 1080P video, one-click operation, and 64GB of looped stealth storage. Clip it to your pocket or drop it in your desk for secret surveillance that stays under the radar — and yes, it actually writes.

Built-in shock mount, RGB glow, and live-monitoring make this plug-and-play mic stream-ready.

Heavy-duty sole repair glue that dries clear, holds fast, and stays flexible through extreme wear. Ideal for boots, sneakers, sandals, and work shoes of all materials.

This pen remembers everything you forget. Jot down your chaos, sync it to your phone, and replay the genius later. Stores 2000 pages, works offline, and yes—it even time-travels through your notes.

Make your pup the life of the party with this hilarious squeaky cigar toy — designed for photo ops, stress relief, and stylish play across all dog breeds.

Toss, trap, feast. This foldable net bags crabs, craws, minnows — zero setup required.

Live-translate 144 languages straight in your ear while jamming to music or taking calls.

Track cars, kids, or cargo in real time with this waterproof GPS unit and app-based map alerts.

Plop it in your cup holder, bend it into place, and lock in your phone like a cockpit control.

This 4-inch resin turtle figurine delivers daily motivation with its uplifting sign — a cheerful companion for your desk, shelf, or gift basket.

Slice without sacrifice. This steel guard shields your fingertips while you prep.

Explodes with color, foam, and fruit-scented chaos. Bath time is now a science show.

Anatomically incorrect. Hysterically correct. Perfect for parties you won’t remember.

Chew, brush, smile. These fluoride-free tabs freshen breath, fight sensitivity and pack easy.

Inflate anything fast. 150PSI, 15,000mAh, auto shut-off. Toss it in the trunk and go.

Deshed, massage, clean — this USB-charged spritz brush does it all. Cats and dogs, line up.

Stop wasting soap. Lather faster, scrub smoother, exfoliate smarter. Shower upgraded.

Spins. Flips. Glows. Charges fast. Crashes harder. The kid toy that won't quit.

35 chaotic pages of masculine misfires. BBQ bravado meets colored pencil therapy.

Reads indoor/outdoor temps with 330FT range and one sensor. Glows on touch. USB optional.

Triple-foam dog float tested to human lifejacket standards. Built-in handle. Float or flex.

Tiny fan. Big breeze. Doubles as a power bank. Folds, flexes, fits in your palm.

Scoop. Weigh. Repeat. This 0.1g-precise spoon does it all — dry, liquid, even pet food.

Chew toy, puzzle feeder, and popsicle mold. Your dog’s brain workout just got weird.

This sensory playset tosses 50+ fruits, dinos, trucks and more into one match-and-sort meltdown. Perfect for mini hoarders aged 3+.

Grab summer by the fins with this ultra-light, anti-slip, all-in-one SUP setup. Includes everything but your excuse not to go.

Wrap your face in one giant lens. Block glare, look unapproachable, win summer.

Flash those fangs. This 10-minute LED beast nukes stains like your dating profile depends on it.

Blindingly bright. Motion-activated. Survive blackouts, night hikes, or your cat chewing on the power cords...again.

Feed your fur lord from anywhere, anytime — because they rule the house and now your WiFi, too.

No cords. No noise. Just pure, cat-approved hydration — wherever they wander.

It’s like Twitch for birds. Watch the flock roll in, stream it in HD, and let the AI tell you who's who.

It's a mouse. It's a trackpad. It's a laser pointer. It's basically a TED Talk in your pocket.

This solar-powered feeder streams 2.5K video, auto-records visitors, and ID’s birds with freaky-good AI. It's basically a bird paparazzi station.