Anatomically incorrect. Hysterically correct. Perfect for parties you won’t remember.

Flash those fangs. This 10-minute LED beast nukes stains like your dating profile depends on it.

No cords. No noise. Just pure, cat-approved hydration—wherever they wander.

Feed your fur lord from anywhere, anytime — because they rule the house and now your WiFi, too.

This solar-powered feeder streams 2.5K video, auto-records visitors, and ID’s birds with freaky-good AI. It's basically a bird paparazzi station.

Deshed, massage, clean — this USB-charged spritz brush does it all. Cats and dogs, line up.

Slice without sacrifice. This steel guard shields your fingertips while you prep.

Spins. Flips. Glows. Charges fast. Crashes harder. The kid toy that won't quit.

Explodes with color, foam, and fruit-scented chaos. Bath time is now a science show.

Stop wasting soap. Lather faster, scrub smoother, exfoliate smarter. Shower upgraded.

Chew toy, puzzle feeder, and popsicle mold. Your dog’s brain workout just got weird.

Scoop. Weigh. Repeat. This 0.1g-precise spoon does it all—dry, liquid, even pet food.

Toss, trap, feast. This foldable net bags crabs, craws, minnows—zero setup required.

Inflate anything fast. 150PSI, 15,000mAh, auto shut-off. Toss it in the trunk and go.

Reads indoor/outdoor temps with 330FT range and one sensor. Glows on touch. USB optional.

Triple-foam dog float tested to human lifejacket standards. Built-in handle. Float or flex.

Tiny fan. Big breeze. Doubles as a power bank. Folds, flexes, fits in your palm.

35 chaotic pages of masculine misfires. BBQ bravado meets colored pencil therapy.

Wrap your face in one giant lens. Block glare, look unapproachable, win summer.

This sensory playset tosses 50+ fruits, dinos, trucks and more into one match-and-sort meltdown. Perfect for mini hoarders aged 3+.

It’s like Twitch for birds. Watch the flock roll in, stream it in HD, and let the AI tell you who's who.

Grab summer by the fins with this ultra-light, anti-slip, all-in-one SUP setup. Includes everything but your excuse not to go.

Your cat’s box is not supposed to smell like the end of days. Just plug this in, let it cook, and breathe easier (after you’ve let the room air out, obviously).

It's a mouse. It's a trackpad. It's a laser pointer. It's basically a TED Talk in your pocket.