This resin turtle figurine delivers daily motivation with its uplifting sign — a cheerful companion for you or your loved one's desk, shelf, or gift basket.
Runs laps so you don’t have to. Scans, maps, and vacuums with 8.5k gph muscle, then surfaces curb-side for pickup. Basically a Roomba that swims and flexes hard.
PureBlu burners, giant sear zone, stainless steel grates, side burner for sauces, and full meal grilling power. Slides out grease tray keeps your cookout clean.
Rechargeable, waterproof, and loaded with 16 million colors, this LED frisbee turns every toss into a nighttime light show. Bright, smart, and built for serious backyard flexing.
MADE IN THE USA! This bald eagle beer funnel doesn’t just scream freedom...it screams it through a sharp beak. Built for parties, patriots, and preposterous chugging rituals.
Inflatable pool ride-on with built-in water blaster that draws directly from the pool. Blast friends from over 20 ft while cruising in your own floating tank.
Full-size solid oak cornhole set with vintage American flag design. Includes two regulation boards, eight regulation bean bags, and a carrying case for easy transport to your next tailgate or backyard battle.
Show off your stars and stripes with these American flag-themed cowboy boots. Leather, padded insoles and a durable pull-on design for standout western style.
Cut the cord and move your Echo Dot 5 anywhere with this 10000mAh battery base. Snaps on with a magnetic mount, powers your speaker all day, and charges fast when you need it.
This 45W dual-port charger has a built-in retractable USB-C cable and foldable prongs, so you can fast charge on the go without creating a spaghetti mess in your bag.
Reclines like your KD ratio depends on it. Thick cushion, flip-out footrest, plush support, and armrests that sync with every angle. Hardcore comfort for long campaigns.
10,000 BTU smart portable AC with voice control, drainage-free cooling, and 45dB whisper mode. Move it anywhere, command it with Alexa, and chill out without buckets or brainwork.
Soaks up dirt, paws, and puddles like a champ. This plush chenille mat is soft, washable, non-slip, and perfect for keeping your floor unfunky after walks.
Does everything but sip it for you. Compatible with grounds *and* pods. Built-in frother. Separate hot water tap. 13 brew sizes. One machine to rule the kitchen.
Schedule meals from your phone, feed two pets at once, and never hear them fuss at 5am again. This WiFi auto-feeder does it all — it even talks to Alexa.
The cutest (and safest!) multi-purpose cover in the galaxy — this buttery-soft Star Wars print wrap doubles as a nursing cover, car seat shield, high chair guard, and shopping cart canopy. Precious Padawans approved.
Looks like a pen. Shoots like a spy cam. This slick little write-and-record gadget packs 1080P video, one-click operation, and 64GB of looped stealth storage. Clip it to your pocket or drop it in your desk for secret surveillance that stays under the radar — and yes, it actually writes.
Heavy-duty sole repair glue that dries clear, holds fast, and stays flexible through extreme wear. Ideal for boots, sneakers, sandals, and work shoes of all materials.
This pen remembers everything you forget. Jot down your chaos, sync it to your phone, and replay the genius later. Stores 2000 pages, works offline, and yes—it even time-travels through your notes.
Make your pup the life of the party with this hilarious squeaky cigar toy — designed for photo ops, stress relief, and stylish play across all dog breeds.
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